I WANT MY DAMN COFFEE.

I haven't had my favourite Dome coffee for at least....3 DAYS.

AND I FUCKING WANT IT. NOW!!!!

My mother dearest is going to the florist later this afternoon and there is a Dome RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FREAKIN FLORIST.

Me: "Oh hey mum, before the florists can we please go to the Dome for my coffeeeeeee?Pleaseee?"

Evil mother: No. It will be too hot in there.

Me: They have aircon...

Evil mother: No. It will be too stuffy, just no.

Me: I NEED MY MOTHER FUCKING COFFEEE *nearly starts crying*

I swear to god if I don't get my coffee soon I will shoot someone.

GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN COFFEE.